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- Mr. Sherlock Holmes
In my long association with Sherlock Holmes I had naturally
grown accustomed to his every mood, habit and peculiarity. I say
peculiarity because that is the only word that comes to mind for a
man who engaged in indoor pistol practice, kept his cigars in the
coal-scuttle, his tobacco in the toe of a Persian slipper, and
transfixed his unanswered correspondence with a jack-knife in the
very centre of the mantelpiece. His sleep was irregular—being a
late riser as a rule except when on a case, where he could forgo rest
for days on end up to an entire week—as were his meals that were
put off or done away with all together, or could simply be replaced
by a crude sandwich stuffed into his pocket. It was not that Sherlock
Holmes did not appreciate a fine meal, for he did, it was only that
he did not wish to expend energy on digesting food, but rather
preferred that the blood rush to his head so to promote brain
activity.
As to his personal habits, Holmes had a catlike love for personal
cleanliness, but was not always so neat in the way he kept our rooms
on Baker Street. He would sometimes smoke a great deal, often filling
the sitting room with the choking stench of strong shag tobacco. The
detective often demonstrated that he was in peak physical condition,
which, as a medical man, myself, intrigued me for he took no formal
exercise. Indeed, Holmes could often be found lying in bed all day,
or he would lie upon the sofa for days on end in the sitting room,
hardly uttering a word or moving a muscle from morning til night. He
was spry enough when the spirit moved him, which was only when he was
on a case. The man possessed an iron constitution that seemed to stem
from his own will, but he would consistently push the limits of
endurance with little or no regard to his physical well-being.
His features were somewhat striking, and his tall lean frame stood
more than six feet in height. His piercing grey eyes and a hawk-like
nose gave one the impression of a great old bird of prey, while his
narrow face, thin lips, jutting chin and dark features spoke of a man
of wilful determination.
His mental powers are well known to anyone who has read my
accounts of his cases. A person only need see that great domed skull
of his to know that it contained a great mind, which it did indeed,
and it often reminded me of a finely precise and balanced machine.
Holmes had, in his life, amassed a good deal of knowledge, and though
much of it seemed uncommon or unusual, it served him well in the
niche he had cut out for himself as the only unofficial consulting
detective. ‘My mind is like a racing engine,’ Holmes once said to
me, ‘tearing itself to pieces because it is not connected up with
the work for which it was built.’ Without work to occupy that
incredible mind, Holmes would mope about the sitting room, falling
into black moods or even worse, deep depressions.
In the summer of 1901, my friend Sherlock Holmes had fallen into
such a depression.
“There are no more great cases,” said Sherlock Holmes as he
reclined upon the settee in the corner of our sitting room at Baker
Street.
These
were the first words he had uttered in many days, breaking the
silence brought on by the inactivity and idleness he loathed. He had
not had a case since The Adventure of
the Priory School, but that had taken
place in the middle of May, and much of the summer months had passed
leaving Holmes with nothing with which to occupy that remarkable mind
of his. The month of May had been a relatively busy one for my friend
Aside from the Priory School, the Abergavenny murder trial had taken
place, which Holmes was directly involved. Though the case was
covered in the newspapers, they all failed to report, for one reason
or other, that the murder was solved mainly through the efforts of
Sherlock Holmes. The solution of the case had hinged, Holmes
discovered, upon a missing rosary bead. That same month my friend had
also been directly involved in the case of the Ferrers Documents.
That case had threatened to tear northern England apart, but had
likewise been resolved in no small way through the efforts of Mister
Sherlock Holmes.
Since May, however, there had been but few who crossed over the
threshold of our Baker Street rooms, and, regretfully, the last three
months had held little or no interest for my friend. As time went on,
it was harder and harder to catch his curiosity or to drag him into
some drama.
The month of August had been unusually hot and muggy, which did
little to improve Holmes’s mood. Though my military stint in
Afghanistan had made me accustom to warmer climates, even I began to
feel the effects of the heat as the mercury rose well over ninety.
The window shades remained half-drawn to keep out the strong glare of
the sun. The air seemed to hang thick and heavy, causing laboured
breathing, and the humidity made life uncomfortable. All of the
windows of our upper floor rooms were open and the sounds of the
street drifted up and wafted inside. Fortunately, the excessive heat
kept outdoor activities to a minimum so the noise was not disturbing
in the least. A dreary haze hung over the city of London lending
everything a dull-coloured hue, which seemed to mirror Holmes’s own
aseptic air.
For the past several days Sherlock Holmes had moped about our Baker
Street rooms in a restless fashion moving from one chair to another.
He sat about in his mouse-coloured dressing gown seldom bothering to
change out of his bedclothes. He had smoked incessantly, not any of
his pipes which spoke of an introspective or contemplative mood, but
instead cigarette after cigarette of different brands which told me
he merely wished to occupy himself with some mundane action while
still practising his observation of the various brands of tobacco
ash.
“What do you say we get away from the city, Holmes?” I proposed,
ignoring his previous statement. “Let’s go into the country to
get away from the heat and this stagnant air. What do you say?”
In reply he regarded me briefly through half closed lids, then
turned his drawn, lean face away to stare off, focusing on nothing in
particular. Between his fingers a lit cigarette dangled, and a long,
smouldering ash hung from it precariously like the sword of Damocles.
“The country is where one goes to retire or die,” Holmes said
finally after a long bout of silence. “I am not certain which I
would prefer at this time.”
My astonished and anxious look prompted him to raise a languid, yet
reassuring hand.
“Fear not, old friend,” he said. “I may be contemplating the
former, but not the latter.”
“Oh,” I said, eager to draw him into any conversation, and
perhaps break him of the bleak melancholia that gripped him. “You
would retire to the country? Pray, what would you do there?”
“I would study bees,” he said simply. “They are highly
industrious creatures, and I believe their habits would prove
fascinating.”
“Holmes, I am surprised you would contemplate abandoning your
life’s work. After all, you have yet to reach your half-century
mark. Though you have contributed more than anyone else in the world
to the study and detection of crime, you are still young and have
many good years with which to add to your load of cases.”
“Alas, Watson, the fleeting years glide past,” he said sadly. “I
am afraid this new century we are entering is the beginning of the
end. The passing of that great lady has marked the end of an era. I
do not believe the Edwardian age shall ever compare with that of
Victoria. What does it all matter? The best criminals are no more.”
It had been some ten years since the death of Professor Moriarty,
Holmes’s intellectual equal and criminal mastermind who had
challenged the great detective as no other had. Lately, when Holmes
spoke of his old nemesis, it had not been with unlamented regard, but
with a genuine fondness.
“I have often wondered, Holmes,” I said in an attempt to keep
him talking, “besides your old adversary, the Professors, whom
would you say was your most worthy foe?”
Sherlock Holmes took another puff of his cigarette, and the long ash
dropped unhindered and seemingly unnoticed onto his dressing gown.
“Though I understand your meaning,” Holmes said, “I do not
believe the word ‘foe’ is appropriate. Whereas I regarded some
with contempt, I felt no ambivalence toward most of them whatsoever.
They were merely at the opposite end of the criminal spectrum as
myself. But in answer to your question, I will rate them thus: For
cunning; John Clay. Though I had previously ranked him as third for
cunning, the first was Moriarty, and I never personally clashed
swords with the second. For vindictiveness; Jefferson Hope who
trailed his victims across America, the Atlantic and finally did away
with them here in England. The most dangerous due to criminal
insanity was the poker-bending, venom poisoner, Dr. Grimesby Roylott.
For vengefulness; Jonas Oldacre who after thirty years tried to exact
his vengeance on an old suitor by attempting to set up her son for
Oldacre’s murder. For sheer loathsomeness; Charles Augustus
Milverton, the king of all blackmailers. The most sinister; Mr.
Culverton Smith who, you will remember well, attempted to murder me.
The most ruthless; the Canadian poisoner Tom Cream. The most
cold-blooded; Colonel Sebastian Moran. The one for sheer audacity;
Josiah Amberley, who murdered his much younger wife and her lover,
and out of pure swank, hired me to look into her disappearance.
“There you have it, Watson. Have I failed to mention anyone?”
“What of Jonathan Small and his companion Tonga?” I asked.
“A formidable pair, but not the highest quality.”
“Colonel Lysander Stark?”
“An able forger, but an inept killer.”
“Jephro Rucastle?”
“Dangerous, but could not hold a candle to Roylott.”
“Latimer and Kemp?”
“Bunglers.”
“Irene Adler?”
Here Sherlock Holmes paused. His face, that had held a slack
expression, now grew introspective. It had been fourteen years since
he first met Irene Adler, and yet I knew the lady held a special
place in Holmes’s feeble heart. We spoke no more that afternoon.
Holmes grew sullen once again, and I suspected he privately brooded
over missed opportunities and a lonely life.
After a time I rose out of my chair rather stiffly and, in spite of
his saturnine mood, I left Holmes in our sitting room while I
ventured out. For my own sake I felt the need to get out into the
world, and despite the heat, decided to visit the Turkish bath. It
did wonders for my rheumatism which was plaguing me once more. I left
Sherlock Holmes alone with his brooding.
Once on the street pavement, I was more aware of the heat from a sun
that hung heavily and rather misty in the sky. I had walked only a
short distance before the heat and the pain in my leg forced me to
hail a cab, which quickly brought me to the Charing Cross Baths on
Northumberland Avenue.
At the rounded corner of the block, I entered Nevill’s through the
Gentleman’s entrance, which was distinguished by columns. Inside
the door I paid my fee at the cash desk, then proceeded into the boot
room where I stored my boots, and placed my valuables in an
individual locker. For those not familiar with a Turkish Bath, it is
a series of warm rooms and baths that was introduced from the east.
The Bath had come to Britain almost fifty years ago and gained
popularity for its regenerative properties.
I walked down the wide mahogany staircase that led to the
tepidarium, or warm room situated in the basement. In the tepidarium
I sat upon one of the marble seats and rested my back against the
Indian matting. The room was very relaxing and richly decorated with
stained glass windows, mosaic floor, and enamelled iron ceiling.
After a sufficient time in the tepidarium, I received a massage, then
a shower, and was ready for the cooling room. The cooling room was on
the main floor and consisted of two areas, the gallery which was
gilded, and balustraded by columns from the red lower level.
Stained-glass windows were on both levels, and on the ceiling was a
splendid octagonal dome with stained glass panels on the inside. I
lay down upon one of the couches, looking up at the dome and feeling
more relaxed than I had for weeks. My eyes and I would have
undoubtedly fallen asleep, when a voice spoke out, “I say, Watson,
it that you?”
I opened my eyes with a bit of a start and attempted to focus on the
figure that stood before me. It was a vaguely familiar face, one that
I knew I should recognize, but my mind was sluggish from the day’s
heat and my relaxed state. The man, whose hair and mustache held a
hint of grey, stared at me with a smile until I finally exclaimed,
“Stamford!”
His smile broke into a wide grin and I rose to clasp the right hand
he held out in front of him. Stamford shook my hand in a firm grip
and motioned me to sit while he pulled up a basket chair opposite me.
“Well Watson, how long has it been?” he asked. “Sixteen years?
When did we see each other last?”
“It was longer ago than that,” I answered, “And it was at
Bart’s”
“When I was your dresser.”
“No, it was after that. You introduced me to Sherlock Holmes.”
“Of course! How could I have forgotten? I have followed his
exploits over the years. And to think you were able to chronicle his
adventures because I introduced you both.”
“It was a momentous meeting,” I said and we both laughed.
“So, Stamford, what have you been doing all these years?”
“I hung out my shingle years ago, and have a lucrative practice.”
“Good for you.”
“It was not good for everyone,” Stamford said taking on a sober
tone. “I took over the practice from Doctor Markham.”
“Henry Markham! I remember him from St. Bartholomew’s. Very
promising.”
“That is what we all thought, but he fell prey to his own
obsessions.”
“Whatever do you mean?”
“He developed an addiction to morphine. I thought he had beaten
the addiction, but he regressed and the drug killed him three years
ago.”
These words had an abstruse effect upon me as my thoughts
immediately turned to my
friend Sherlock Holmes, and the state in which I had left him. It was
not unusual for Holmes to turn sombre and depressed when not on a
case. Indeed, I had seen him thus many times in our long association.
It had been years since Holmes had stopped using narcotics, but I
suddenly feared that this latest mood swing might drive him back to
the drugs, which, as a medical man, I can say with some degree of
certainty, can have a lasting hold upon the user even after a long
bout of abstinence. I began to feel very uneasy in regards to my
friend’s state of mind, and the more I prayed upon it, the more
fear crept into my thoughts. I hastily made my apologies to Stamford
with a promise to seeing him again soon, and quickly left the cooling
room to gather up my belongings all the while rebuking myself for
leaving Holmes in such a vulnerable state.
I returned to Baker Street renewed and refreshed, yet filled with
apprehension about my friend. I was surprised to find Sherlock Holmes
in a much better mood than when I had left. I could not imagine what
had brightened his spirits since my departure, but I was grateful and
relieved nevertheless.
“How was your bath, friend Watson?” Holmes asked almost
cheerfully while he thumbed through some obscure volume. “You
rheumatism is better, I take it.”
“Yes,” I replied slowly. “Much better, thank you. How did you
know I went to the bath? I did not say where I was going.”
Sherlock Holmes chuckled. “No, you did not, but I observed that
when you rose from your chair you did so rather stiffly, and you
winced slightly from pain, which told me your rheumatism was plaguing
you again. You were gone for exactly one hour and thirty-seven
minutes, which is the time you usually spend when you go out to
Nevill’s. In addition to that is the fact that you look quite
refreshed and appear more spry, which, when taken altogether tells me
that you visited the bath.”
I gave Holmes a slightly astonished expression with raised brows and
open mouth, though after all these years I should not have been the
least bit surprised that he could so effortlessly read my history.
“And you, Holmes,” I said, “what is it that occupies your
attention so much so that you seem less sullen than when I left you?
If I recall, you were bemoaning the terribly lawful times in which we
live, the total absence of criminal masterminds, and seriously
contemplating retirement and bees.”
“True, all true,” he replied still searching through his books
and papers. “Presently I am endeavouring to learn the significance
of the geometric figure of the triangle.”
“The triangle? Why the deuce are you interested in the triangle?”
Holmes looked at me with a grin then laughed. “It is times like
this that I recall Carlyle’s words: ‘Work is the grand cure of
all the maladies and miseries that ever beset mankind.’”
“Work? What work? I say, Holmes, what could have happened in the
ninety-seven minutes that I left you?”
With a playful grin still on his face he said, “A man has been
murdered! Can you believe the luck?”
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